December 2010
just got paid, so i treated myself to a $40 bottle...
shewasaruhtard:
abcaamille:
AHAHA OMGG DEAD.
my baby pony, my baby pony.
lmaooooooooooooo how could I have missed this episode
thank you, 2010.
explodingstars:
for the new friends I made
for the friends who stuck with me through thick and thin
for the bitches that backstabbed me
for the people who just walked out of my life
for the people who broke my heart
for the people who made me happy
most of all… this is for me on still being awesome, and will be awesome in 2011
finally, no need to write a year-end post,...
That moment of panic when your crush says "Can I...
pradooooooo:
Tomorrow is the last day of the year.
heymakesomenoise:
aka… my last day of work. :’(
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
ohheynini:
Well I butter not tell you, you might…spread it.
Did you hear the joke about the pizza?
Well I probably shouldn’t tell you, it’s kinda…cheesy.
Did you hear the joke about the corn?
Well I don’t know if I should tell you, it’s kinda…corny.
Did you hear the joke about my penis?
Nvm, I won’t tell you.. It’s too long.
My 2011 Resolutions.
o123lucyabc:
I’ll start to look on the brighter side of things.
I won’t take shit from anyone.
I won’t cry over another asshole.
I won’t hate myself because of my imperfections.
I’ll be more confident.
Bitches can gtfo.
I’ll surround myself with the ones who make me laugh.
I won’t slack off in school…maybe just a little.
I won’t get butt-hurt over silly little things.
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Remind me to never drink anything with more than...
celinebeaner:
I feel like shit.
Funny, because I didn’t have nearly as much as other people did…
Clearly my body can’t even handle a single cup of 15% bacardi.
Ugh, I just wanna go back to sleep….
aparetnly im drunk?
so accoridng to the rest fot he fam im drunk. theyre tryna tell me what i am, just abecause im crying and swaying a little doezxnt make me drunk and i knwo theres alot of typos in this but im too laszy to hit the backspaxe button so fuck it. its christmas if im gonna gert oin shit fotr gettting ‘funkr’ then whatever, i;,kkl get in troubjle. NEWS FLASH IDGAF so real shit, everybody...
Why does Santa have a big sack ?
brendangardiola:
Because he only cums once a year !